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To keep the calves from the corn.

It ain't much but it's an honest joke...

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[-] dhork@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

You can never keep a secret on a farm, the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears....

this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2025

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