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[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 74 points 1 week ago

oh god, they're already evolving into crabs

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 week ago

All sex lives end up here. My wife has slowly over the course of months started walking sideways. She doesn't notice it though

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 12 points 1 week ago

It’s the ultimate lifeform

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

it was inevitable

this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2025

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