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What I'm thinking during your important meeting (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 5 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 73 points 5 months ago

Probably stand still otherwise that walking on the sea part of the Bible would have been hilarious as Jesus flips all over the place in the waves as the disciples yell, “Oh shit! OH FUCK!”

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 59 points 5 months ago

Jesus did surf the first wave and lo, it was hella gnar

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 11 points 5 months ago

Let's be honest, he probably used a glass bridge, and got some disciples to swim underneath it to convince his followers to like and subscribe to his teachings