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Probably stand still otherwise that walking on the sea part of the Bible would have been hilarious as Jesus flips all over the place in the waves as the disciples yell, “Oh shit! OH FUCK!”
Jesus did surf the first wave and lo, it was hella gnar
Let's be honest, he probably used a glass bridge, and got some disciples to swim underneath it to convince his followers to like and subscribe to his teachings
It found a sand bar and made the most epic and consequential dad joke ever.
I think saying "Jesus Christ!" It's warranted