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[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 69 points 2 weeks ago

Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot!

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Don't tell me how to live my life!

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Then why didn't you charge them?

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

See you in six days.

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[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

4 at a time. They were lined up tip to tip at each hand for maximum efficiency. This is a job buddy.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

I dont need centuries to successfully run backwards through a field of dicks.

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