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[-] starik@lemmy.zip 122 points 2 weeks ago

“Alone.” Pfft. Do you think she was alone for the first 200 years of her life too?

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 69 points 2 weeks ago

Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot!

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Don't tell me how to live my life!

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Then why didn't you charge them?

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

See you in six days.

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[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

4 at a time. They were lined up tip to tip at each hand for maximum efficiency. This is a job buddy.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

I dont need centuries to successfully run backwards through a field of dicks.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Iirc, yeah basically. Marcille aged faster than other elves and slower than the other races of humans, so she basically never had friends growing up. That's her entire motivation for going into the dungeon, she wants to find a way to equalize the race's lifespans so that no one has to go through what she's gone through anymore

[-] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

Well yeah but the text mentions elves, not half elves. I think that the pic is only tangentially related and just because they confused Marcille's ears as elf ears.

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