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Anon's job has perks
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this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2025
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I hate it when i just want to take a break but it smells like shit
That's when you get to explore the office building to find new restrooms.
We have a "flush as soon as it hits the water" rule at my job.
I remember when I blew my exes mind with that trick. She went to the bathroom after me and couldn't understand why it didn't smell