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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

You would not want human manure. Human manure will eventually kill you. Pathogenic bacteria, viruses, prions, parasites, amoebas, heavy metals, plastic, the list could go on for ages but these are my biggest concerns. You will eventually contract a horrific illness from human manure, and it will cause you to wither to a husk before killing you. 0/10, do not recommend.

this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2025
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