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A man sits on the roof during a rising flood.
A rowboat comes by, and yells, "get in the boat!"
"No, God will save me."
Then the coast guard comes by, "get in the boat!"
"No, God will save me."
Then a helicopter comes by, "climb in the helicopter!"
"No, God will save me."
Then a pack of wild hyenas swim by, and tear the man from limb to limb, laughing while he dies in agonizing horror.
This isn't the ending that I remember.
This one is much better.
What's wrong? God saved him in the end.
Actually he was an unrepentant sinner who believed in the prosperity gospel so he went straight to non-existence because what he believes means nothing