Plenty of good cheap bourbon out there:
Cheapest, but very drinkable:
A little more expensive, but amazing:
"You seem like the type of girl that gets her propane from Mega Lo Mart, I tell you hwut."
Omg. This changes everything
I've got one of these. They're great for if you accidentally drop your pick.
They are not, however, a goddamn pick souvenir dispenser! No, you can't have a free pick you skeezy little jerk! Get off my stage!
That's why you use the same username and password everywhere! Duh!
Their gas prices are always cheaper than anything else you'll find just of the highway. They literally lose money on gas sales - just so you will possibly buy something in the store.
The prices in the store aren't cheap (about what you'd expect from a highway-side gas station), but you can get all kinds of stuff in there. BBQ, roasted nuts, deli sandwiches, fudge, and some of the best beef jerky around
Um, there's way more than just Texas.
They're also in AL, CO, FL, GA, KY, MO, SC, and TN
Useless reply here. Lol.
That's brilliant
OMG Trump is off the rails and i absolutely love it!
Moderator: "Just to be clear, you have a plan? "
Trump: "I have concepts of a plan?"
No problem! Enjoy your alcoholic adventure!