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Anon buys a can of beans (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 68 points 2 weeks ago
[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

You died for 7 minutes on the operating table and went into a coma. We are experimental researchers trying to communicate to you through a new brain interface. We are trying to get you to wake up.

Are you ready to be woke?

[-] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago

no. this makes complete sense.

[-] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 weeks ago

It's because goblin slayer is about a guy slaying just goblins.

[-] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago

I think the British put tomato sauce in their canned beans.

[-] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, the commercially available baked beans (not baked) are in a horrible sweet tomato sauce. I haven't eaten any in a long time.

this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2025
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