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[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You died for 7 minutes on the operating table and went into a coma. We are experimental researchers trying to communicate to you through a new brain interface. We are trying to get you to wake up.

Are you ready to be woke?

this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2025
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