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[-] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 138 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Fake: girl was actually interested in anon

Gay: anon is implying they aren’t in the military, but Russia requires all men to be cannon fodder. Ergo, anon must be a woman, and women who like women are gay.

[-] three@lemmy.zip 58 points 4 days ago

Fake: there are no women on 4Chan

Gay: you're hyper focused on another man's genitals

[-] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 4 days ago

Haha fair enough

Tbf though, I don’t think I said anything about genitals mate, so I think that last bit might just apply to you lol

[-] reev@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago

genitals mate, so I think that last bit might just apply

Now look who's hyperfocused

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

cogito ergo gay

this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2025
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