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[-] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 138 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Fake: girl was actually interested in anon

Gay: anon is implying they aren’t in the military, but Russia requires all men to be cannon fodder. Ergo, anon must be a woman, and women who like women are gay.

[-] three@lemmy.zip 58 points 4 days ago

Fake: there are no women on 4Chan

Gay: you're hyper focused on another man's genitals

[-] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 4 days ago

Haha fair enough

Tbf though, I don’t think I said anything about genitals mate, so I think that last bit might just apply to you lol

[-] reev@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago

genitals mate, so I think that last bit might just apply

Now look who's hyperfocused

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

cogito ergo gay

[-] Honytawk@feddit.nl 73 points 4 days ago

She probably thought it was some sort of infiltration attempt by the Kremlin.

I too don't trust Russians who aren't open about hating their government and wanting their government to retreat from invading sovereign nations.

[-] Fleur_@aussie.zone 16 points 3 days ago

Me too but with Americans

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Seems dangerous to say that on social media if you live in Russia ... so yeah, kind of difficult to build trust with foreign social media contacts.

[-] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago

I too don’t trust Russians who aren’t open about hating their government and wanting their government to retreat from invading sovereign nations.

That's a fair position to take, but I know far to many Americans who hold this view while being silent about our occupations and the constant drone strikes.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 3 days ago

Fortunately it's entirely possible to be neither Russian nor American.

[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 7 points 3 days ago
[-] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 3 days ago

Well considering that Russia has basically lost a war to a largely civilian-based resistance, and the US seems insistent on sending all of their troops to rather pointlessly freeze to death in Greenland, I'm not particularly concerned about either country engaging in world domination.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Wasn't the Iraq invasion one of the most protested things ever?

Didn't work of course, I think to stop a government determined on war you need to push even harder. Remove their ability to govern.

[-] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Americans tend to just not know we are doing that stuff at all in the first place.

Hard to dislike or be against something. When your too uneducated and ignorant to do much more the breath and blink at the same time.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

But what about America?

[-] kwomp2@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 days ago

Purity tests and identity before process

or why as a lefty I'm enormously annoyed by many many lefties

[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Seriously. I don't think both sides are the same. But some people seem to want to make sure they are

[-] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 days ago

op is probably sunflower zoned now

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Drone zoned

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

Why you think he even got drafted?

[-] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 3 days ago

as a 4chan user they likely used him for landmine detection

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

OP may have been defenestrated.

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago

It's like saying you're from Germany in world war... Actually, it doesn't matter which one.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago
[-] Atropos@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

Third time's the charm Germany, be the good guys this time

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Nah, Germany decided to embrace Zionism after failing at Nazism. They wont be good guys any time soon.

[-] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 18 points 4 days ago

Zionism is just Nazism with a different team.

[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 3 points 4 days ago

Maybe next time we just don't get involved at all? That would be nice

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 0 points 4 days ago

Wdym they weren't last time? /s

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 3 days ago

Far right ideology is on the rise there too. They just got rid of welfare to fund the military and tax breaks for the wealthy.

[-] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

So relatable, amiright fellow kids?

[-] BoJackHorseman@lemmy.world -4 points 2 days ago

Same way the Jews think 5 year old kids are terrorists

this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2025
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