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MongoBleed is web scale
(lemmy.world)
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"gimme your mongodb url for me to do anything"
Last example where I was ... Annoyed by: unifi. Their management application demands a mongodb.
This has actually prevented me from upgrading it because my homelab hardware was one generation too old for AVX instructions, which are required now. And now hardware is going to be priced out of range for average people.
Anyway I just said fuck it and I’m using the ISP router. I’ve too much other bullshit to deal with. Fuck MongoDB
Maybe FerretDB will work.
They even have a SQLite backend now.
Oh sweet, thanks I will make a note to try this!