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[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 23 points 4 weeks ago

Plot twist: Anon’s parents were killed in a horrific helicopter accident 8 years ago and Rusty is just an old empty Amazon box.

[-] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 weeks ago

In my head cannon rusty is a rusted old tin can.

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 9 points 4 weeks ago

in mine it's a trombone

[-] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

in mine it's a spoon

[-] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

More edge than point.

this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2026

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