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I live in Venezuela I'm terrified about what's to come, but this really gave me a chuckle.

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[-] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago

Maduro and Trump are friends

Maduro gets to escape his country and save face instead of being assassinated or executed.

Trump gets to manufacture a conflict so he can start martial law and become a dictator, and to distract from us learning he came inside little girls.

this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2026

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