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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

DM: "You enter a room. There are three dead bodies lined up along the wall, each with a mysterious sigal etched into their foreheads. Also, you see a clown."

Player 1: "I sense motive on the clown."

Player 2: "I talk to the clown."

Player 3: "Omg, my parents were killed by clowns. I wrote the DM 300 pages of fiction about it. I draw my sword and prepare to fight!"

DM: "Damn, why aren't these players interested in my clues?"

[-] Hawke@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Unless you're Matt Mercer. Then, it's sigull. Put that in your toothy maw and smoke it!

this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2026
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