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Closing programs (infosec.pub)

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[-] Gathorall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Eh, it works more than 80% of the time.

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

The problem with Sig is they work too oftem, particularly when you don't want them to

[-] redhat421@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

80% of the time it works every time!

You're likely bumping into processes which are blocked by IO or are zombies.

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