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Bezos isn't a bootlicker. WaPo is a commodity and he's more than happy to shove it into the woodchipper if the pellets that come out are worth more than what he put in. He's been profitably trading on his WaPo investment in exactly this way since he bought it.
Bezos has outsourced the bootlicking to a third party. If WaPo exists to do anything, its to lick his boots while others watch. And, occasionally, he farms them out for a handsome ROI to lick the boots of others desperate for the attention.
Flinging an investigative journalist under the bus is just one more way to trade on WaPo's credibility for his personal gain.