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Why don't more distros use this method?
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Then by all means, give them your 1-2 sentences per DE so that they "only" need to include them!
Frankly, I think it's a lot harder than you're making it out to be, especially over such a large range of DEs. Not that the suggestion is without merit, just that the assumed difficulty of making it work as intended (i.e. actually helping a new Linux user pick the "right" desktop environment for them) seems underestimated.
Maybe Cinnamon can get away with "it's like windows 95", but Gnome and i3 are quite different from anything the target audience has ever experienced.
Gnome: It's like MacOS
Is MacOS also full of shit and they break or remove a random thing that was somehow useful every year?