submitted 1 week ago by kleeon@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I'm so tired of seeing ads for these things.

Where do I put my cash? Where do the coins go? Where do I keep the photo of my cat? What if I have more than 5 cards?

Why is it so expensive?

THIS IS NOT A GOD DAMN WALLET!!! You might as well tie your 3 cards with a rubber band and call that a wallet!

FUCK YOU

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[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 48 points 1 week ago

Where do I put my cash

The money clip

Where do the coins go

take a penny plate

Where do I keep the photo of my cat?

Breast pocket, closest to your heart.

What if I have more than five cards

Alright moneybags, no need to brag.

While these are overpriced, it's not really any different from a leather slim wallet.

[-] Blakey@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

I have more than five cards because I have a library card, driver's licence, etc...

[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Bourgeois decadence

[-] Blakey@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

when will the poors finally be allowed to have library cards>:(

this post was submitted on 16 Jan 2026

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