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I'm so tired of seeing ads for these things.

Where do I put my cash? Where do the coins go? Where do I keep the photo of my cat? What if I have more than 5 cards?

Why is it so expensive?

THIS IS NOT A GOD DAMN WALLET!!! You might as well tie your 3 cards with a rubber band and call that a wallet!

FUCK YOU

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[-] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

usually these types of wallets you open them and there is a series of straps that keeps things in.

Coins in your wallet? What?

ID, several credit cards, insurance cards, some cash. I have a thin unfolding wallet but it holds all of that at least.

That wallet aesthetic is for the man in your life who needs everything to be TACTICAL and all their shirts have that black and white american flag on them.

maybe that thick plastic is designed to block RFID signals too.

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago

Coins in your wallet? What?

What do you mean what? Do normal people put them up their ass or something? Yes, I keep coins in my wallet

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

Do normal people put them up their ass or something?

only the pennies

[-] Blakey@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

Y'know, I used to think Americans couldn't make good sketch comedy. I stand corrected. The ending's great but the slow reveal of his plan that feels horribly inevitable right from the start is actual genius.

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

That wallet aesthetic is for the man in your life who needs everything to be TACTICAL and all their shirts have that black and white american flag on them.

Don't discount the "guy who really loves carbon fibre" demographic (me)

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