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Poor Brad
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this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2026
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I'd use the sound of a cricket or some kind of insect. Make him paranoid and spend all his time hunting for an imaginary bug
3 seconds of mosquitoes buzz, like it just swooped near. That’d do it for me.