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[-] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'd use the sound of a cricket or some kind of insect. Make him paranoid and spend all his time hunting for an imaginary bug

[-] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 months ago

3 seconds of mosquitoes buzz, like it just swooped near. That’d do it for me.

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