285
Butts moving in the dark
(lemmy.world)
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2026
285 points (97.3% liked)
Funny
13592 readers
1182 users here now
General rules:
- Be kind.
- All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
- Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
- No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
- Don't post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.
Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Why wouldn't you lock the door? My partner and I both know when our son is gonna get up. It's like clock work. If we are gonna fool around, we lock the door. We don't want him seeing us.
Still funny shit kids say. Sorry, I got serious there fir a moment lol.
We also always locked the door… but I guess some people don’t in a moment of passion.
Weird! And what about the safety gloves and hair net??!?
And the electric fence!