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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 34 points 4 months ago

Just like how all creatures on earth eventually evolve into crab, all technology mutates to it's highest form of evolution, the ad break.

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

i sense you feel distressed dave, would a tasty pizza™ help you?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

Pouring my heart out to chatgpt about my life only to have it hallucinate totinos pizza rolls made out of human flesh.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

Someone link the Boonta Vista opening where a person named "Alt Samman" has been made immortal and is cursed to have his penis and testicles snipped off slowly by coconut crabs every day only for them to regrow the next day.

[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago
[-] DoctimusLime@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 4 months ago

Well said. Eat the rich asap obvsly, these billionaires are way too comfortable, Mario's brother did what?

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