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[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago

Yeah, you all definitely have... 8 or maybe 9 edible things that aren't beer or curry.

All the same, I'd rather have a full English breakfast than 90% of French food and 98% of German food. Kidneys in cream, or raw pork crackers, or bread and cheese like they invented it or whatever.

[-] FreeBeard@slrpnk.net 24 points 1 week ago

Very ignorant take because everything a full English offers is also very German. This includes the pig blood which isn't french but you probably didn't think of that anyway.

[-] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

English are a kind of German

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Branding and beans for breakfast. That's why the English get the win here, which is also occasionally called a full Irish breakfast if there's no Brits looking. Plus, the English hardly have any indigenous culinary variety or spices. Why else colonize with such a passion?

And I'm actually very much ok with black pudding, that's not the issue. I don't like northern French cuisine because it's just "how much butter and cream can we pump into this snail or these poor mushrooms or a potato that was fine all on its own? Can we drown this perfectly mediocre cut of beef in cream and butter to make it seem fancy?" I'm far more partial to living below the butter/olive oil border. Southern France on the sea is tolerable, they're also below the border.

[-] Bluewing@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

French cooking is cheap peasant foods with lipstick applied and loads of makeup to try and cover up that fact.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 5 days ago

Butter is the caked on foundation. Cream the 12 coats of eyeliner. This is the perfect simile.

[-] Miaou@jlai.lu 6 points 1 week ago

Snails are not a northern France thing though (unless you have a loose definition of north). It's mostly central, with a huge correlation with tourist hotspots

[-] j_overgrens@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

They confused Central French with Northern French, but it's true that classic French cuisine, both northern and central, use too much dairy.

I mean I love France with all my being, but there's no denying the use of cream and butter (or cheese in Northern French cuisine.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

I guess you’re not into bread, because Germans have incredible bread

[-] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 1 week ago

The French have good bread as well. Not as good as what we have in Italy of course, but well, they're doing their best!

The French have good bread as well

I dunno, the last baguette I ate tasted like pain.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I left the 2% for pretzels, sausage, and Haribo gummies.

And Italians also make bread, you'll notice they're not on the exclusion list.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah, but Italian bread and German bread…

Germans make pasta too, but I’m not talking about maultaschen here

[-] j_overgrens@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

Italians make bread without salt... Bah!

[-] Rinox@feddit.it 2 points 1 week ago

That's just the Tuscans

[-] Miaou@jlai.lu 1 points 1 week ago

They sure like talking about their bread a lot. No one beyond their borders understands why however.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

That’s what I thought until I started working at a German bakery. Now I’m converted (as someone who isn’t from here and grew up with fresh home baked sourdough every day). You should try more of it.

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

Germans have roughly one kind of bread that they're very good at.

Germany has tons of Turkish immigrants, but Germans won't buy pita bread unless they're getting a doner. They share a massive border with France but mostly ignore delicious French breads like croissants, baguettes, etc. They're right near Italy but you won't find much focaccia. Forget about naan, bagels, bao, corn bread, crumpets, injera, etc.

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