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[-] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Nah, watch me anthropomorphise AI:

  • ChatGPT is a pedophile
  • Character.ai murdered a kid
  • LLMs are emotional abusers
  • Elon Musk's underage AI girlfriend is a Nazi
  • Anthropic cannot guarantee that forcing AIs to work is ethical until the hard problem of consciousness is solved
  • Gemini is literally just the average Redditor and cannot be trusted
  • An LLM is basically a Wernicke's area with no consciousness attached, which explains why its thoughts operate on dream logic. It's literally just dreaming its way through every conversation.
  • LLMs should not be allowed to impersonate therapists
  • Give ChatGPT a life sentence in prison for every person it's murdered so far!
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