Greta Thunberg tried to deploy to the middle east, but she got kidnapped by pirates
It always embarrassed Samuel Vimes when civilians tried to speak to him in what they thought was “policeman.” If it came to that, he hated thinking of them as civilians. What was a policeman, if not a civilian with a uniform and a badge? But they tended to use the term these days as a way of describing people who were not policemen. It was a dangerous habit: once policemen stopped being civilians the only other thing they could be was soldiers.
Using the wrong engine cleaning solvent is a terrible sin and he's being punished for his hubris
That's because House is a poser fan of the guy with the moustache
Smeagol was redeemable, but it couldn't be done in the middle of a warzone by two desperate men who are carrying the source of his addiction.
Smeagol needed years of therapy by trained experts far away from the ring.
Envy.
Rowling is upset that she's had to endure a lifetime of misogyny, and envious of men. When she sees trans women, she assumes they have it better than her because they got to be male, and gets mad at them for not enjoying having what she wants.
Steven Crowder isn't trans, but he does have a crossdressing fetish, and he's mad trans women get to do his fetish all day long. He wants that, but he can't have it because he'd eventually feel dysphoric.
Andrew Tate is furious that nobody thinks he's pretty. He has to traffick women in order to get them to have sex with him. He wishes he had the attention that women get, and he's mad that trans women are "males" who get to be pretty. He doesn't want to be a woman, but he wants someone to find him attractive.
Donald Trump just wants to be the center of attention. He doesn't hate trans people, but he knows attacking them gets him attention. He wants to be in the news.
Kidnapping implies isolated incidents and criminals working outside the government. Disappearing points out that the government is responsible, it's harsher language
When I was learning to use Rust's package manager, Cargo, I tried to man it from the command line. Cargo doesn't have a man page, and googling my query only lead to shorts.
When a fascist destroyed the world in The Avengers, Thor chopped off his head. That's what superheroes do in pop culture, they kill bad people
That's why the CEO shooter is a superhero.
Who the hell puts Windows on a Steam Deck? What a loser
Oh and he's not being present with his wife
Teenagers have had broccoli hair for the past 5 years. It's boring. Invent a new fad already, I want a new thing to make fun of
Anyone who tells people not to bike on the sidewalk, and who owns a car, deserves to have it magically explode right then and there. And I hope they're driving it when they do.