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[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

She was hitting on you, kryptonite makes you weak in the knees and vulnerable for her to attack.

[-] hoppolito@mander.xyz 2 points 4 months ago

oh like, literally hitting?

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Nah, getting him weak to make her move

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