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What is Superman "Kryptonite"?
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this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2026
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Turns out it's actually just sodomy. Sodomy is Superman's kryptonite.
Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her Fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?
The second she gets a suntan the kid'll kick right through her stomach. The only person with a uterus strong enough to carry his child is wonder woman. That or he wears a kryptonite condom, which could kill him..
Ugh. I'm not even supposed to be here today.
… well, there’s his cousin for one…
That would solve the cat problem