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Anon likes pizza (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

>go to the forest

>become a farmer

free food, the big agribusiness doesnt want you to know

>dies of parasites

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

get elected

gut food safety regulations

everyone gets parasites!

[-] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 days ago

everyone has them already they just dont know it

[-] grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

What if we were the real parasites all along

this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2026

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