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Anon wants to talk about video games
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this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2026
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"Oh yeah, I'm a big gamer. I play FIFA and COD. And next year I'll play next year's FIFA and COD."
That's literally my barber. Every time i sit there he asks: you play video games, right. And i'm like :yeah. Then he asks what i'm playing, and i just name the games i play right now. Just four or five games. Over the span of almost 10 years now, he hasn't heard of any game I've played. When i ask him back, the answer is always either fifa or cod or both.
COD Madden bros are the absolute fucking worst
The thing that i don't get is that they always seem to hate the games the most, but are always excited to get the new one.
I've been playing Halo 1 on the original XBox for half my life and I'm in my 40s
Playing Halo for half a life, but not half life for half a life
Hey now. Where do you think I spent that other 20?
Headcrabs walked so the Unggoy could scuttle
Hell yeah fifa and cod are awesome ๐