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[-] HotDog7@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

Does anyone have a link to the skit where cops were called on a guy hauling his dead dad in a wheelbarrow through the neighborhood?

Went something like -

Cop: We got calls of a body being hauled through the neighborhood in a wheelbarrow.

Guy: Yup, that's me.

Cop: Why didn't you call 911?

Guy: 911 is for emergencies. I woke up and he was already dead. So no emergency.

Cop: Why does that kind of make a ton of sense?

[-] hateisreality@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Sounds like the Innocent Criminal from Reno 911

this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2026

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