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[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 days ago

Might vary by location, UK guidelines:

Obvious examples that may not require the attendance of a medical professional to pronounce death would be a decapitated or badly decomposed body, multiple body disruptive trauma, where a body is severely burnt or has been subjected to prolonged submersion or has been predated by animals (where the body is missing essential parts).

[-] matlag@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Not sure there are many opportunities for these cases in a flight, but you never know…

[-] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I sat next to a cougar on my last flight, and she destroyed my heart.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

I think minced by the engine counts

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