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[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

What if the dead turned zombie and started mumbling but otherwise ignored you? Imagine a polite chap, a British zombie, just quite old and mumbling to itself like ... old people do.

Would you prefer to continue the flight or be diverted and change seats?

this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2026

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