For some reason, my wife has bought me a vial of hyaluronic acid and a syringe for St. Valentine's Day. (lemmy.world)

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[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 hours ago

Are you competing in the ski jump, by any chance? Also...

"All these augmentation procedures are mainly to increase your flaccid girth, and it will have no benefit on your erect length - so functionally it's not going to improve matters.

[-] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

I always understood it was width, not length, that was important.

But at £3k a pop, I reckon one would be better off taking the missus on a decent holiday!

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 1 points 4 hours ago

You could try a fancy dinner for less. You might be too full/drunk after to be worrying about enhancing injections, which could be good or bad...

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