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You have a button in front of you. It will make you and your loved ones happy forever and bring world peace, but there's a catch. It makes your legal name Rupert. (sh.itjust.works)
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(if its already your name thats cheating)

Do you press it?

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[-] hector@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

That's not a button rupert you dumb shit, it's a fucking monkey paw hidden under a button.

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