That's not a button rupert you dumb shit, it's a fucking monkey paw hidden under a button.

Yeah, but I’ll go by my middle name

Do I get a top hat and monocle?

Hi, I'm Rupert!

I can live with that

Allow me to introduce myself, I am Rupert Rupertingdington The Fifth, Lord of RupertLand, and Bringer of World Rupert...my friends call me Ru.

I'll press it three times and be Rupert R. Rupert

¿Can be "Ruperto"? Like, in spanish. (Alfred, Alfredo; Albert, Alberto; and so on)