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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned (www.hindustantimes.com)
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[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 53 points 2 months ago

Hey Musk I got a proposition for ya

[-] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 months ago

No no. You do it this way:

"Hey musk, you have a small dick"

[-] 0ndead@infosec.pub 13 points 2 months ago

Didn’t somebody already botch his dick?

[-] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Let’s tell him this new guy will fix it

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