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Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons banned (www.hindustantimes.com)

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[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Oooooh…. Shit…. Could have used this information yesterday….

[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

If you are in the buckets category, then pls don't make us accessories to your crimes.

If you have attached dicks to your torso, then don't worry, you'll still get what you can interpret as deference from people. It won't be, but it'll seem like respect.

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