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[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 78 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

public interface ICanTravelThroughTheAir
{

}

public class Flea : ICanTravelThroughTheAir
{

}

public class AircraftCarrier
{
  private readonly List<ICanTravelThroughTheAir> _aircraft = new();

  public void AddAircraft(ICanTravelThroughTheAir flyingThing)
  {
    _aircraft.Add(flyingThing);
  }
}

public class Dog : AircraftCarrier
{
    public void Woof()
    {
        Console.WriteLine("Bitch I'm an aircraft carrier!");
    }
}

public static class Program
{
  public int Main(string[] args)
  {
    var dog = new Dog();
    
    for (var i = 0; i < 10000; i++)
    {
        dog.AddAircraft(new Flea());
    }

    dog.Woof();
  }
}

[-] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 62 points 3 days ago

Needs more AbstractDefaultProxyBeanFactoryFactories

[-] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 2 points 14 hours ago

I managed to organically create a StrategyFactory at work once.

It was a good design, but it felt extremely wrong

[-] Supercrunchy@programming.dev 24 points 2 days ago

And dependency injection!

Every class needs to use DI for calling other classes, even though we'll have anyway just a single implementation for all of them, and we won't be using this flexibility at all (not even for tests where it might be useful for mocking dependencies).

[-] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 1 points 14 hours ago

Why even use DI if you're not planning on faking dependencies for unit testing purposes

[-] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 14 points 2 days ago

Methods calling other methods? Heresy! There needs to be two or three interceptors on there, and some indirection over RabbitMQ using spring-integration, at the very least.

This is how you write proper enterprise-level software: https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Now someone needs to make it an entity component system!

Attempt 1:

public struct Entity {
  bool isDog : 1;
  bool isAircraftCarrier : 1;
  bool isFlea : 1;
  bool canFlyInAir : 1;
  ubyte opt_numOfAircrafts : 4;
  int entityID;
  int opt_parentID;
  static Entity createDog(int entityID) {
    Entity result;
    result.isDog = true;
    result.entityID = entityID;
    return result;
  }
  static Entity createFlea(int entityID) {
    Entity result;
    result.isFlea = true;
    result.canFlyInAir = true;
    result.entityID = entityID;
    return result;
  }
  void addAirCraft(ref Entity aircraft) {
    if (aircraft.canFlyInAir && this.isAircraftCarrier) {
      aircraft.opt_parentID = this.entityID;
      this.opt_numOfAircrafts++;
    }
  }
  void woof() {
    if (isDog) {
      if (isAircraftCarrier) writeln("I'm a motherfucking aircraft carrier");
      else writeln("Woof!");
    }
  }
}

void main() {
  Entity dog = Entity.createDog(1);
  Entity flea = Entity.createFlea(2);
  dog.woof();
  dog.isAircraftCarrier = true;
  dog.addAirCraft(flea);
  dog.woof();
}