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[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 43 points 2 days ago

When is Hexbear going to join in on this? I hate to think I might be talking to someone who isn't a dope bear

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago

soon we’re going to have beanis verification (you have to prove you eat beans at least once per day)

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

Upload a smellmail of your fart so our ai may identify the bean you consumed.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Everyone loves their own brand. stalin-feels-good

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Who is to say Hexbear doesn't monitor your posting times to see if they can deduce your working schedule and to ensure you are posting from Moscow?

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

I just have very bad sleep hygiene,ok?

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

As long as you sleep under the shadow of the Red Square.

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

I, too, post without interruption to make sure the feds have no idea when I sleep.

this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2026
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