"{京剧|jīngjù}, folks. Some people call it Peking opera, but it's better than opera. It's very impressive. The music is live, the actors are handsome, and the singing. The singing is very difficult, and many say it takes more skill than opera. They're doing kung fu, they're doing acrobatics, they're singing. I tried buying a {京剧|jīngjù} troupe in Beijing, but they kept saying "Donald, we can't do a Chinese version of the Pirates of Penzance, the cast only know the classics" so I said "Ok, well I'll take my idea and take it to Broadway". And that's how I got into real estate."

Reporter: "uhh, Mr President, the question was "Why did you "pre-emptively" carpet bomb Andorra?""