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The worst DB in existence, not to defend Oracle, is blockchain.
Based on what? It’s top notch for immutability, zero trust, proof of existence, accountability, transparency, uptime, decentralization, network resilience…
Blockchain isn't a Database, and the worst one is AS400.
A400 is at least relational.
MongoDB on the other hand...