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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 125 points 1 day ago

As someone who was bullied and assaulted several times in school, I have to chime in: don't do that. A huge, arcing punch like that is flashy and spectacular, but it is easy to dodge or deflect (massive moment arm), and you'll be thrown off-balance. Instead, if you can get in close, aim for the gut, just below the sternum. Keep the fist low and close to your body, and twist your torso as you punch. Hitting the soft tissue below the ribcage and above the stomach is fucking painful and will leave the rubber sole sommelier struggling to breathe.

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 hours ago

Or, practice a jab

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 19 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

We got this fabulous shot where he just outmogs the wimp tho

[-] Bread@sh.itjust.works 14 points 23 hours ago

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 day ago

Rubber sole sommelier is great. Ill have to start using that.

this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2026
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