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[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That's cool and all but I don't really need robot based jeet kune do, drunken junk fu or burnt popcorn offerings so it's just sorta wasteful either way imo.

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

??? you can't think of a single use for a karate punching robot? you can't think of any police shaped entities who could be drunken kung fu punched?

[-] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

Yall are missing the obvious. Sparring partner programmed not to accidentally kill you that you can just go ham on.

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

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[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 11 points 3 days ago

Seems far more likely that police use those to punch anyone with a skin tone darker than some threshold and then maybe apologize only when really tan white people get attacked.

?? these are made by the Chinese, not cowardly americans?

[-] fox@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago

They'll sell them to American cops soon as you can blink

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago

step one, fill america with chinese police bots

step two, activate the police bots' communism circuits

step three, communism gramsci-heh

[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

Communism with robot characteristics

I meant if they were obtainable and programmable in who they targeted, US cops would be far more likely to be able to afford to do that at a meaningful scale.

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

yeah but who are the wuxia robots gonna be working for, not us. they're gonna be pigbots

pigbots with chinese backdoors just-out-of-frame

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