"Show your wives how you won challenge coins for murder!" "Tell her how the antifa made ya run back home to ma" "To the hot and swampy hell of Houston Texas."

Edit: I also want to say that I don't think it's bad that people take an interest in their ancestry. I can understand why it might be annoying for Irish people for example to have 4th generation Americans claiming it, but I think it can actually be a helpful part of unlearning "whiteness". I know it has been for me.