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[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

int 🐔 = 1.0;
int nonchicken = 0.0;
int 🥚 = 🥚 + n ;
while ( 🥚 < 🐔 ) , { nonchicken + n };
if ( nonchicken > 0.0 ) then { 🐔 = 1.0 };

Don't know if this will compile, but there should be an infinite number between 0 and 1, and 'n' should be the biological gap between species.

There should be one more line code to poll the value for the paradox, but I'm going to bed now.

[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Sounds legit. In my experience chickens are morons and have both a 1 in INT and WIS.

[-] probablymissing@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

what language is this?

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

C+ programming, but badly.

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