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[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

A car with big strong arms. A car that can make me feel small and vulnerable, but also safe and seen for who I am. A Carl- CAR that is there when you need him and you don’t have to ask.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

Wait. My name is Carl
Who is this? It'd be so crazy if it was my brosef Stev

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It was a typo! I was saying car, don’t be so fuckin’ gay. Fag.. I was talking about a cool car. A rad car…

But, you know, you could call, just because. Hang up if Linda answers. She doesn’t believe me about the hunting trips anymore. I miss you.

this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2026
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