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[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 4 points 22 hours ago

Then go get you some dick. (or whatever's your fancy)

[-] hayyy@thelemmy.club -1 points 22 hours ago

I can’t have him so I was thinking I could imagine the pork is him… don’t want anyone else

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 6 points 22 hours ago

You might just have to settle for a big flesh-coloured dildo and some nice photographs.

[-] hayyy@thelemmy.club -1 points 22 hours ago

I’ve got both but masturbating can get a bit too risky when you’ve got a full house and ….

this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2026
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